when i was little i used to make up stories A LOT. than when people would say "you're lying", i would appeal to the higher law of mother credibility. in other words, i would say "no i'm not, you can ask my mom." though no one ever did ask my mom, they usually found out i was lying because my story would get too complicated and i would mess up too many details. then my real fallback plan came into play. i believed i could reverse all lies with the simple phrase. "i was just kidding anyway." ah, j/k, what would i have done without you. . .oh yeah, tell the truth.
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